OMG. Paris Hilton voice SUCKS BIG TIME man. SIGH. If someone like her, whose voice is not even equivalent to the sound of my fart, can come out with a record, why can’t I???

BOOHOO.

Because…

1. Sex sells. I don’t have a home made porn video like her.
2. She is a Hilton, I am just, well, a Heng. No money, bo lui.
3. She use to be damn ugly as a kid but money alot mah, so, she got herself plastic to cover herself up. And, well, become prettier. (shut up, I know some say she is quite ugly now still. But I found her pretty when I first saw her on 8days so I will still stick with the thought that she is pretty.) Yea, so look sells.
4. She has Simple Life, I have Study Life.

But, I think she will crash and burn in the industry, it is just a matter of time. WAHAHA.

I’ve been hearing all those bad singing recently. Especially on this channel called Channel 5 where there is this TV programme called Singapore Idol. I shall not comment on the guys because I missed the first piano show. But I managed to catch the 2nd piano show, which is the girls. Omg lah…

“I am singing I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor because I have a strong voice.” Okay, I believed her. But I was so wrong lah. Her voice? Airy, no power, haiya, no good man. Another one who sang Colour Of The Winds. Don’t know went off tune how many times man. For goodness sake…

I feel like kicking myself for not giving it a try because they sounded so horrible, horrible. I think I am better than them okay… BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh shut up Cuiling…

p/s: youtube paris hilton and you will see her mtv and heard her Stars Are Blind song and her oh so sexay voice.

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I thought that her voice sounded like Gwen Stefani, but the thought weared off as the song went on and on. And what was she trying to do with the trees man? What the hell was she thinking?