So I had a talk with my mum just this evening. Lying in my SINGLE-SIZE bed, the TWO of us just talked. And yea, I was lying on the edge of my bed already manz and she was having my bed comfortably… But ah, what the never-mind.

And she popped this question.

“So do you have any crushes on the boys in your class?” (Please note that my class has only 3 girls including me, so she might think that it is quite easy to have a crush.)

“NOOOOOO. I mean, my class boys are horribly childish! No way am I going have a crush on any one of them. All they do is computer games and nothing else, what a turn-off.”

“Hahahahahaha. Yea, that’s why bad age to have a relationship. Boys are childish at this age… Then if there were this school hunk, would you go forward and get to know him? ”

“OF COURSE NOT. Big time that he is a jerk and I am not desperate too! I am not a desperado so I won’t go way out to know a boy. Boost they already-big ego. What for? Oh, and I am not cheap lor.”

“Hahahahaha. That’s right. I always thought that girls shouldn’t make the first move all along. Always at the losing end.”

Hahahaha, how weird you might think. Some parents won’t even have this conversation with their kids and yet this mother of mine is open enough to be talking about this. Sometimes we talk about *ahem* sex too. Okay okay… They are healthy conversations lah, in a way it is like sex education. NOT those horny conversation okay… HHAHA. I remember her telling me something really funny: Some of my school’s IT technicians have big eye bags. I think maybe watch too much porn at night already. HAHAHAHAHA. OM天.

So she went on talking about how some places have different types of men.

Case study 1:

In the past my mum worked at this certain part of an engineering company and the work place was populated by the men earning a relatively high income. Some of them were supervisors and some in senior positions. So she said, during any of their private bbq, the cost of the food would be shared by the men, the ladies didn’t need to pay a single cent.

Case study 2:

In another work place: A factory without a canteen.(How suay…) My mum said the men there were like KIAM KA NA.. Meaning: Cheapskates. Reasoning being because during lunch breaks, the men would normally drive down to this place to buy lunch. And they would come back asking not just for the food money but, THE PARKING FEE TOO. I was like WAH SLAP THEM. For example: Parking fee: $2. 10 people wanted the food. $2/10= $0.20 each person. What the hell manz, so terrible.

Case study 3:

My case study… Hmmm… Actually I don’t think I want to get started. But just to give you a general view, the bus marshalls (not all) in the IMF are seriously typical men. Fine, I think I shall bitch about this. So I think there were 2 or 3 bus marshalls who harassed my friend during her duties through the telecomm aka walkie-talkie. And they wanted to know her number. And obviously, my friend didn’t give! My IC over heard the harassement over the telecomm, like duh and called my friend to point out those who did it. (You see, she was standing outside with the bus marshalls, so I guess she could see who was talking.) And according to her, they got sentenced to 20 days of army prison. How cool! Another friend of mine who was standing at the bus bay got harassed too. This fat-assed guy asked her for her number. She didn’t want to give because of obvious reason. The fat-assed guy then asked his friend “steal” her number from somewhere of which I don’t know where either! Smsed her not to get angry because he “stole” her number… Lame lahhhh… Using, 旁门左道 (back door) to get the number, cheapo! And how do you expect her not to be angry or pissed off? Then you expect her to reply saying : No lah… It’s okay, I feel very honoured that some one actually wants my number so badly. Hmmm, like duh, NOT. So we(the girls) were bitching and bitching and bitching about them. Literally becoming bitches… Kidding…

So anyway, my mum concluded: How a woman is behaving is how she is being treated. If you are treated badly maybe by your husband, you probably will behave like a bitch, a 泼妇, although not all. If your husband treats you very well, then you will probably behave like a lady like some of the delegates spouses. Just some generalisation here. SO, WOMEN IN THE WORLD, WE MUST STAND UP STRONG AND NOT LET MEN AFFECT HOW ARE WE BEHAVING AND HMMM… SCREW MEN WHO ARE JERKS LAH… Hahahahahahahaha. Random Random.

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I just came back from Tiong Bahru. While on my way there I saw these 2 young girls (prolly about primary school) living in my block. And everytime when I see them, they always stare at me. Disclaimer: I didn’t stare at them or any shit. It’s because everytime when they look at me, I can see it at the side of my eyes and thus look at them.

The thing is, I have never ever talked to them before. So there couldn’t be any chance that I’ve offended them. Come to think about it, maybe they are trying to figure out if I am a girl or a boy, or why am I so fat? I don’t know! That’s what I think. I mean you know, there are people like these out in the world who likes to stare at people who are fat, who looks half boy half girl, who looks weird, basically people who don’t look like them. It is just so fucking irritating man. How I wish I could dig their fucking eyes out. CAN’T YOU KEEP YOUR EYES TO YOURSELVES?

So young and so bad. Nabei…

The video of the IMF fireworks.

Post-Script: Lotsa pixies, probably the most pics I’ve ever posted in an entry.

20th September 2006

Well, IMF official ended at 20th September for all student IDOs (Information Desk Officers). Went out to celebrate the end of our duties at Marina Square’s Kbox. People like Eewen, Jessica, Lina and Joe didn’t go Kbox instead, they makan-ed and went back home. Wah lao ehhhhh…. So I went with Yiqin, Steph, Sihua, Ng, Rui Le and many others to Kbox.

As you know Kbox/Ktv or those Karaoke, they have plentyful of new chinese songs and pathetic number of english songs and those english songs are very very old and their MTVs are those very 中国 ones. I was really stoning in there and sang only those very old chinese songs and english songs.

For example this song that I sang: (Everything I do) I do it for you by Bryan Adams. The MTV had this very busty woman in bikini in the pool pouring water over herself then walk around. Then I can’t remember already. Damn cheesy and funny that I couldn’t help laughing while singing the song. And it was quite awkward because Ng was there lah. Hahahaha.

Headed for Cafe Cartel for dinner but I didn’t order anything because too much of spurging; swensens and kbox! So I was like cannot cannot. Spend too much is no good. We chatted for hours and camwhored. Ng and other army guys told us ghost stories as requested by me and Sihua was being her timid self didn’t dare listen so she camwhored even more. Lol. Can you believe the latter had a nightmare of eating herself after listening to Ng’s cannabalism story and was late for shift? How funny… I think Ng had the most frightening story of all with him being the oldest there might explain why and especially when you are from army and used to be from Tekong. Then Sihua interrupted.

Sihua: Eh, I want to go toilet.
Steph: Okay! I go with you.

A few minutes later, they returned.

Both of them: Cuiling can you come with us, the toilet lights off. Yiqin also come leh… Don’t go in odd numbers.
Me: -.- Okay…

Photos time:

Having our last lunch.

On our way back from lunch. WE LOVE CHOOCHOO TRAIN. CHOO CHOO!

Random shot on the escalator.

On our way back from lunch too. iSqueeze! Sihua looks constipated here. lol.

Jessica, me, Ee wen, Joe.

Hmnm… What’s Sihua looking at?

[Left to right] Sihui, Debbie, Si Ling, Si hua, Rui Le, Yi Qin, Steph, Joe, Lina, Mary and me.

Bus bay shift 1!

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IMF is ending really soon. Suntec shifts are ending on 20th but Ng, my IC, said that we might be posted to hotels to help out in the departure things for the delegates. Hopefully we get posted. Hahahaha.

I am such an ironic person. I think back on how much I complained about IMF; all the achy feet, the early mornings (wake up at 5AM), the detour we use to take w/o a pass and no uniform which both were solved later on. But in the end it is the people I meet there that makes it worth while. The fun and laughter we have during shifts and during lunch breaks. We joked about practically everything and most are lame shit and how we suan Ee Wen on her 死鬼 phrase. Hahahahaha. Inside joke yea…

I am going to miss this, really. Like damn… But it’s okay, we’ll meet up soon. In fact we are having our very first outing tomorrow in the evening.

: DDDD

Stephanie, me, Joe, Yi Qin, Jessica. Missing people: Ee Wen, Li Na (photographer) and Linda. These are the people I hang with most.

FUCK! THE ENTRY I TYPED, GONE! NOW I HAVE TO RETYPE IT. FUCKING IRRITATING. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay, chill…

Today during duty, I decided to go toilet to rest my achy feet by sitting on the toilet bowl since the information desk counter had no more space to sit already. After a few minutes, I heard some girls entering the toilet bitching away. I came out of the cubicle to see Stephanie crying and another girl was consoling her. Then I was like Oh my god, what happened?!

Then yada yada.

Apparently Stephanie got scolded by this bitch when she was just doing her job. She told the guest to wait for the bus. So while waiting for the bus to come, the guest entered this shop called Select Fashion or what shit lah. It’s one of the shops same side as the exit of Marche. So when the bus arrived, Stephanie went into the shop to call the guest out. After the guest left, the shop owner aka bitch started scolding Stephanie into the face very loudly, saying that the latter took her customer away. And I know English okay, I can write into the Strait Times forum. HELLO LIKE PLUUUEASE. I KNOW ENGLISH TOO. So then, she started to shouting across the alley like the whole world owed her money and I think it was close to hysterical. Nabei…

She was obviously in the wrong to scold people and hello! You’d rather the guest miss the bus and buy your things. How fucking selfish. Their time is really = money. I guess her business IS fucking poor that’s why even that one customer means a million bucks to her, you know desperate times calls for desperate measures. And obviously she took advantage of the situation because as ambassadors of IMF, if we were to scold back we’ll have a lot to lose. So obviously, we can’t lah. If I were Stefani, I would have walked away just let the bitch scream her lungs off and that I think is like a slap in the face already because you just don’t give a shit to what she is screaming about! Like indirectly rude, not blatantly rude and cleverly rude (I am not saying I am clever KKKKs). In the end , the shop people came out to watch the drama.

Day ended with a feet massage by iSqueeze. I LIKE! It’s nice man, hahahahaha.

Yea, that phrase, that phrase! Phrase of the day and everyday for CV guides. HUR HUR.

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Anyway, today during duty, Yi Qin decided to be naughty. Lol.

I wonder what will happen when I off this switch.

I think this plasma screen will be goner. (Click on pic to enlarge to see what’s on the screen.)

LOL. SPASTIC.

We were also given a walkie talkie per pair. Some people decided to have some fun with it by yawning into it, singing into it and talking crap with each other with it. And I decided to laugh into it when I hear people do such things. Lol, what an irony.

Walk the talk. Talk the walk. I know it makes no sense, but shut the hell up you stupid cock. OK, THAT’S RANDOM, JUST IGNORE. Lol.

Anyway, one last picture before I end it.

Just in case you wanna know where my duties are carried out, it is just in front of the original main entrance to Marche. What a teaser man. It’s Marche Marche… Oh my, I love the way you tease.

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And the expression on Ms J’s face was priceless. Lol.

Anyhow, I find Sara looks so much like Scarlett Johansson like zomg. Maybe they are seperated at birth.

See the smilarity?

And I think Gina looks like one of the lady in the Darlie advertisement. Hahahaha.

I’ve bought Justin Timberlake’s Futuresex/Lovesounds. And there isn’t any lyrics in the booklet, not a single song man. Zero, kosong, zile. Wah lao… All pictures and credits, sian. Is it so difficult to even print lyrics in the booklet because it is so troublesome to look for lyrics online. You know U2, every single song’s lyrics is printed in their booklet, so convenient for their fans.

The CD and the front of the booklet.

Back of the booklet.

Crooks and Castle.

I think this picture is super retarded. Hahaha.

Anyway today is the 5th year of the 911 incident. Discovery Channel showed The Flight That Fought Back and it was really touching and at the same time saddening for those victims’ families. But what they did was very honourable and George W Bush should have eternal gratitude for them. If it wasn’t for them, GWB won’t be even alive and I would have to say that he is a lucky ass; of all 4 planes, that plane that was going to crash into the White House fought back. But, damn, I thought he should have been dead. That mofo war monger who caused so many innocent lives. And he didn’t handle the New Orleans that well either. Gross man.

p/s: Channel 5 is finally showing Prison Break Season 1, but I’ve already finished the entire season now. Watching season 2 now. xD Anyway, if you haven’t watch it before, catch it because it is damn good.

Went to the Zouk flea market with Sab and Mich. And seriously, I think the stalls are way better than the sentosa Krunk. I would have to say that Krunk market is really trash (sorry!) as compared to this Zouk flea market. The reason being, I managed to find a tee and a pair of shades that I liked and bought them. Needless to say for Sab and Mich, they bought even more stuffs than me, especially Sab. Also, there are more variety of things to choose from in Zouk’s, really.

Actually, I saw Stussy and other labels tees that I liked but they are like over charging for a piece of 2nd-hand clothing and it smells for 30 bucks, when I can buy a first-hand tee for 39 bucks in the Stussy shop. So I was like forget it man. Saw a Rolling Stone tee but didn’t buy also because I am currently bidding for one on eBay. Hopefully it becomes mine. (:

Chen Han Wei and his group of friends who looks super metrosexual like those men working in NUM even set up a stall there. But his stall was selling kinda crappy things that no one hardly even check it out. I was expecting him selling Gucci or what not. Hahahaha. Instead, he was selling… Baby G-like watches (hmmmm? 1990s ah?) and some other clothes.

All in all, I am very satisfied with my buyings. Cheap and nice. Hahahahahaha.

p/s: I’ve forgotten to snap some pixes of the flea market. It was effing crowded! (and smoky)

Check this song lyrics from JT’s new album after the jump. Obviously, in my point of view, he still can’t get over Ms Spears Mrs Ferderline. Keeps singing about her betrayal for him like Cry Me A River. Ahahaha, first love mah… Oh have you heard? Brad Pitt told Jolie in the face that I am still in love with my ex wife! Men… Luckily Jen didn’t beg him to come back now that this thing has happen. AHAHA. Women power ok.

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Got this link from Val’s LJ. Highly interesting especially when are you born in the 1980s. Contents below are the same as the link, just that I wanna make some comments on the points.

1. You grew up watching He-man, Transformers, Silverhawk, Ultraman, Super Friends, Woody WoodPecker, Tom & Jerry,Care Bears, My Little Pony, Smurf and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, maybe Ninja turtles too. (And GO GO POWERRANGERS! Lawl.)

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you,and brush your teeth with a coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times too. Not forgetting the silly red tablet which you know not the purpose for.

3. You know what SBC stands for.

4. You know in school, you could subscribe for the milk which will come before you go back home. Somedays you could get Chocolate milk, other days strawberry. The old magnolia fresh milk came in a triangular packet.

5. You were there when the first chinese serial, the Awakening was shown on TV.

6. Everyone in class would tremble in fear when someone with a gauze stuck in the mouth would go to your class and ask for someone’s name to go to visit the school dentist. (HAHAHA. YES, TOTALLY MANZ.)

7. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.

8. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats were made of wood and the cushion was red. The big red bell gave a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There were colourful tickets for CSS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole on the ticket. All SBS buses used to be manually operated, with a huge gigantic gearstick to the left of the driver.

9. Your favourite actor and actress were Huang Wenyong and Xiangyun. Next were Li Nanxing and Zoe Tay and the Aiyoyo woman (Chen Liping).

10. You’ve probably read Young Generation magazine. You know who’s Vinny the little vampire and Constable Acai. For some, cikgu will always ask to buy the “Dewan Bahasa” magazine.

11. You were there when they first introduced MRT here (Yio Chu Kang to Toa Payoh). You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

12. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50. Tickets were scrawled across using big red pencils. Ushers brought you into the cinemas using big metallic torchlights.

13. Gals were fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls. (EEWWK. LOL.) You also collected sticker books of things like Street fighter, The Semi-Pro Soccer League(For Boys) and carebears (For girls) by Panini, trying to complete the impossible task of filling up the sticker book. (It was an all time favourite.)

14. You remember some taxis were green in colour. Taxis had gearsticks behind the steering wheel, with a transparent knob and little colourful flowers inside the knobs.

15. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack), and Ding Dang(50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ringpop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring. There were such things like the 20 cents dinosaur eggs, The 10 cents satay, Choki Choki Chocolate stick and not forgetting the all favourite 10 cents “Air batu” broken into 2 parts and shared amongst friends.

16. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you. (Hmmmm… ??)

17. All that you know about Cantonese is from the Hong Kong serials you watched on TV2. You probably would remember George Lam as the mustached man whose line was “ Are you OK?” in the Guiness Stout Advertisement. (I only remembered his 你怕黑吗？ 我不怕。 Then don’t know what, it has something to do with the Guiness Stout. HAHA, so lame.)

18. You grew up reading ladybird books “READ IT YOURSELF”. Hardy Boys,Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven were probably the thickest story books you ever thought you had. Even SweetValley High and Malory Towers. You also love Enid Blyton’s Enchanted Wood, Magic Faraway tree…and the 5 dollars Bookworm book you bought when there was the Book Fair in School. (Omg, yeaaa…)

19. The only food you bought from Macdonalds was fish fillet burger and French Fries as it wasnt halal back then and your parents didnt allow you to buy other stuff. (Ahahaha, true enough, I only ate Fillet-O-Fish back then.)

20. KFC used to be a high class place and let you use metal forks and knives. (Serious? o.o I remember using my fingers lah. Okay, maybe before I was born.)

21. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and…you just couldn’t bring yourself to say the hokkien relative. (And stupid and shut up was considered “bad word” in P1/2. Classmates will always go “Or hor… You scold bad word.” LOL. Or sometimes when I say “Stop it…” They will hear it as stupid. Then they will say “Or hor, you scold me stupid! I go tell teacher!” Ahahaha. How dumb.)

22. Catching was the IN thing (aka Police and Thief) and twist or “choap” was the magic word. For the ones who always frequented the void decks, there was the “rumah dayak”, Octopus and “Goli Duit”

23. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow. And the textbooks were striped in colour with different coloured stripes for different levels. (I can’t rmb already)

24. Some part of your school was ALWAYS haunted, like the toilet or clock tower or a certain block. You walk fast to avoid them. (Omggg. What a joke now I come to think of it. Lol.)

25. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths. You printed with noisy dot matrix printers and use computer papers with two rows of holes at the sides. Mouse? What’s that?

26. Waterbottles, with your favourite cartoon character on it,were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go. (Yea, the suck suck one lah where you have to push this button and the cap pops up and you start sucking drinking away.)

27. Boys loved to play soccer with small tennis balls in the basketball court. (P sch was a girls’ sch.)

28. Hopskotch, five stones,chapteh and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too… Remember 5 times, highest, one-inch…

29. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives. Remember the “Young Scientist” badge you got when you completed the set of tasks in written on the Blue Booklet for Young Ecologist, Young Botanist etc etc? The 1st excursion to the Science Centre was the best day of your life. (Ya, and I didn’t give a shit to the Young Scientist thing lor.)

30. Who could forget Ahmad, Bala, Gopal, Sumei, Peihua and John, eternalised in the textbooks. Even Mr Wolly, Mr Yakki. (Lawl.)

31. You did stupid exercises like seal crawl and frog jumps. (Wah piang eh… Lol.)

32. Every children’s day and national day you either get pencils or pens with ‘Happy Children’s Day 1983’ or dumb files with Happy National Day 1984’. (Lol. Eh but it was useful right. Oh and during National Day during my time, there is this tradition of wearing this red skirt with our white PE tee. And if I am not wrong, when RGPS was still located in Holland, )

33. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother. (Haiyer… Buy food for them lor. Wth…)

34. There was a day called ACES day where you would get this stupid hat and do the Great Singapore Workout. (Yea, and in P6, we got a green cap with our sch badge logo printed on it.)

35. The Scouts used to wear shorts, and the NCC uniform was a plain green colour without camouflage.

36. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality. During art and craft, you were made to do your own art folio with the vanguard sheet.

37. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained,and you find a dry spot in the school to sit and wipe yourself dry. Then you wear your dry and warm socks and shoes. (I took a school bus, so rainy days weren’t a problem.)

38. During National Day, you would have to do and decorate your own shakers, usually using a cassette tape container, or an empty aluminium can with green beans inside all taped up and decorated with white and red paper. Who could forget the all-time favourite recorder you played during music lesson? (Dumbshit, I hated recorder the most. And the most popular tune was My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion for the Titanic soundtrack. And the girls were all headoverheels in love Leonardo Dicaprio. Lawl.)

39. After exams, you brought Game & Watch to school, and play card games like ‘Snap’ and ‘Donkey’ and ‘Old Maid’ and you also play pick up sticks and Snake & Ladder and the aeroplane board game. The erasers with the flags were also a popular game.
Either this or you would play those cards comparing aeroplanes, warships, or tanks; who would have more firepower or speed or weight, etc. (It was Pokemon cards. Lawl.)

40. You remember you uncles, big brothers and father screaming and shouting in front of the TV when the S’pore soccer team (always in blue jerseys) play against the Malaysians.

41. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday. (I had only like $1 per day? Then increased to $1.50. The food was seriously cheap and where got spend so much money at that age???)

42. During class gatherings, parents always tag along in case someone gets lost at Orchard Road.

43. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.

44. Handkerchieves were a must for both genders

45. Collecting notebooks, erasers and all kinds of stationery was a popular thing. The bookshop was a favourite place to go to get all those stuff during recess. (YEA. The bloody long queue. Lol.)

46. Autograph books were loaded with “Best Wishes”, “Forget Me Not”, and small poems like ‘Birds fly high, hard to catch. Friend like you,hard to forget’, ‘stay funky always”

47. Class monitors and prefects loved to say ‘You talk somemore, I write your name ah!’ (Yea, screw them manzzz. Uhuhuhu~)

48. You remember songs sung by a huge group of people, like 4U2C, Feminin, Nico (Malay) and the English “We Are The World”. In Sec Sch, you listen to Bananarama, Jason Donavan, Kylie Minogue, New Kids on the Block, ABBA, and Tommy Page (Remember ‘A Shoulder to Cry On’?)

49. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried. And fanciful pencil cases with lots of small tiny drawers, trays, sharpener or thermometer, that pop out at the push of a button were the ‘in’ thing. (Omg… I use to go mad over those pencil cases and they were pink in color. AHAHA.)

50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable, written on the inside cover of your little blue notebook. (Nah… Mummy packed my bag for me. =X)