I don’t give a flying fuck if you are a tourist, as long as you are being rude to our fellow Singaporean, I have to right to rebutt back.

After the outing with the EHOREH peeps, hahaha, which ended at around 12, we headed for Citylink hoping to get a cab at the i-don’t-know (prolly at Raffles City SC taxi stand) because I was just blindly following wherever the guys went for I am too tired to be bothered. So when we nearly reached the exit for Raffles City SC, we realised that the exit was closed because they had to close it for the MRT station. So we turned back wanting to get out of Citylink when we saw this man (he was with his wife, btw) trying to convince the guard who closed the gate to open it because he is a tourist. -.-

The conversation below is written somewhere along the line.

Man: I’m a tourist, trying to get back to our hotel. You told us you are closing the gates at 12.15 [AM] and it is not 12.15 yet!
*shows the guard the time*

Guard: It is 12.15 on my watch.
(Eh man, of course he closes the gate according to his watch lah. Then what? You expect him to go around asking everyone what’s the time then average out the time ah? Then start counting from there? Basket…)

Then the conversation went on about the bloody time. Man kept insisting that it wasn’t 12.15 when it was already 12.15! Bullshitting son of a gigolo.

Man: What’s your name? What’s your name huh?

Guard: *Says his name*

Conversation went on about the guards name. I guess the man was struggling to remember the guard’s name.

The man decided to walk off to the other exit where the guard directed him to after there seems no convincing him to open the gate. They (as in the man and his wife) walked in front of us and the man kept on saying Singaporeans this, Singaporeans that, Singaporeans are very rude. Like hello?! You are the one being rude first for Christ sake! I pui cao nua… That’s when I got so fucking irritated that I decided to diss him already.

Me: It’s not 12.15, it’s not 12.15! (Imitating him in that what ever accent he was speaking with. And of course making sure it was loud enough for him to hear.)

Sihua: 恶人先告状。
(It is not as if they understand what she is saying but still! HA. Btw they are asians, but prolly grown up in an ang moh country due to their accent. But their accent sounded so mixed! Not American, not British?)

Me: Yea lah!

*We continued bitching*

When we reached the exit, the man was still bitching about the fucking time! LIKE OMG, CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? But of course I didn’t say that. Instead…

Man: I’m not rude, right?

Me: *Walking pass him* No, you are not right.

Man: It is not even 12.15!

Me: It is 12.15 already.

Sihua: It is over 12.15 already.

In the lift heading to the exit, Sihua’s bag accidentally touched the man’s wife.

Man: Hey you, don’t you touch my wife.

Sihua: Can’t you see it is very squeezy in here?
(As there were other people in the lift other than us and the 2 dai-sai-tourist.)

Man: No, I can’t feel it.

Sihua: Well, then that’s too bad.

That shut his gap up.

Well, that seems like not only Singaporeans like to complain. -by Steph. (The man took the guard’s name because he wants to lodge a complain. )How true… Don’t think that just because you are a tourist here, you can start throwing your weight around like nobody’s business. We have eyes to see who’s being rude, punk. Don’t fuck around here like it’s your territory because even Bush won’t be able to safe your ass when the Singapore government decides to take actions against those who are doing Singapore harm. (Reference to the case where this punk vandalised our public property and Clinton can’t even stop Singapore government from punishing him.) I know it might sound overtop in this case, but what I am trying to say is, we Singaporeans aren’t push overs by you foreigners. I mean come on, even the delegates who are so big shot didn’t even give attitude, so what about you?

Singaporeans are rude. Look who’s talking, punk. Chi…

edit//

That man also shouted you don’t touch, dont touch me! when the guard didn’t even touch him man. I think he was trying to embarass the guard because the guard didn’t want to open the gate for him. By the way, the man was the one getting close to the guard, asking for the name and there he was saying don’t touch me. Oh and you know why I couldn’t tell where were they from? Because they are from Hong Kong. Their English accent is in a mess.

p/s: Shall doing the posting of the pics another day. Too tired to function.