I went to Timbaland’s Myspace profile and I saw a preview of his upcoming new album. Click on play. Heard it. And damn, it’s good, real good with sick and dope beats.

I’m pretty much stuck to this song: The Way I Are. There’s this techno background that resembles JT’s My Love. Like duh, it’s Timbaland’s beat afterall. And remember the "yeah!" from Sexyback? It’s inside that song too.

However one thing I don’t get is why did he include Fall Out Boy in one of his track, One and Only? I think it’s quite a spoiler and the melody sounded like Dance Dance.

I like the rest of the artists that are featured in this album tho. Artists like Missy Elliot, JT, Nelly Furtado, 50cents, Elton John and etc.

Click here for a preview of his album.   

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Anyway, I just checked out JT’s website and his tour dates are sure damn slow to release. Right now, he has nearly finished the first leg of his North America tour and next would be Europe. But guess what? after Europe he is going back to North America AGAIN. WAH PIANG EHHHH……. KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE CANNNNNN… Don’t even know when will the Asia leg of his tour dates be releasing. SIGH SIGH. Can wait until the Indian Ocean, South China Sea and all the seas in Asia evaporate liao.

Yesterday was farewell lunch for Gao Zheng at The RiceTable at Cuppage. And of course, it sucks being the organiser (Wanting and I were the organisers). You have to handle last minute smses from people who can’t turn up. Kinda disappointing, but nevertheless, most of the people turned up! Thank yous.

Everyone settled down and hungry. WAITER WHY SO LONG??????

Wanting and Kim Leng’s boobs… OOPS I MEAN THE KANG KONG AND THE CURRY CHICKEN DISH. =X

With the dishes all served, you wonder what’s Chenise doing… Lol.

The usuals camwhoring in the toilet. HA.

Take 1: With Diana’s face largely cut off.

Take 2: Diana who took this photo took her revenge but cutting half of my face off. DIANA YOU WATCH OUT.

Take 3, peekture perfecto: And of course I was being nice, I didn’t try to cut her face off. Oh by the way, I like the way my hair looks here, of course in my humble opinion. HAHAHA. But bloody hell, my head looks BIG.  

Nothing but a few sexybacks, then again maybe not… Hahahahahahahahaha. 

In Centerpoint’s toilet doing the usual.

:D Taken by Wanting ting.

Reserved take 1: I moved

Reserved take 2: She moved.

Reserved take 3: Still enough for a good picture.

Everything happened in 3s!! OMG. :/

Marcus hair and GZ’s slender finger. Eeps. Lol.

GZ’s gay = hair-pee. Him upon receiving our farewell messages.

AWWWWWWW. : (

Sunday groupie, with missing people like Wanting, Kim Leng, Ai Lin and Melissa

The boys with Gao Zheng who appears to be quite delirious….. The one on the extreme right is Rynel who later asked us girls if we wanted a hug from him. HAAAAAA… Lol. Oh and asked Sihui was she checking out his butt. LOL. Apparently she happened to look in the direction of his butt when he turned around and caught her in the act. Naughty Sihui…

With the girls (Left to right: Me, Naught Sihui, Chenise, Diana, Wei Xin). Hmmm… Do you know what am I thinking? Lol.

 
Bored in the train. And believe me, we took 3 photos, again. Everything happens in 3s!! 

For a few more notes, pictures and what nots: Gao Zheng’s Farewell Lunch 

P/s: Wee, WOw, WOAH! Don’t yous love it? Hahahaahah. (Inside joke)

P/s/s: Wah lao, I’m left with 2bucks now after the lunch. -.- 

Dude, spaced out!

I think I spaced out a lot recently.

Like during training, when the coach threw me the ball but I missed it and she was just in front of me.

Like during breakfast at a kopitiam near my house, when my father claimed that he repeatedly asked what drink did I want and I didn’t hear him.

These are the 2 incidents I can remember for now and it’s quite bad because I seldom space out, as compared to my parents. Ha….

Just now, my mum just nagged at me for shaving the hair above my lips (please enlighten me on the correct term) saying it will become thicker as I continue to shave, hence, becoming like men’s. I don’t know why she is so so so against shaving. I mean seriously, it’s damn ugly la if I don’t shave it off. But anyway, she stopped after a while.

Then it was the desktop wired mouse in the living. She started nagging about the latter, saying it won’t work blah and blah. So I connected back the wireless one for her. Well, not surprising, she had something to say about the wireless mouse too. It’s so big and bulky, blah and blah. Wah, I really can’t understand how parents can nag about trival stuffs like a mouse. -.-

And so I told Zhen ‘Ai on msn:

cuiling says:
haiyoo my old mouse spoil
the one at the desktop
then my mum nag again
-.-

absence makes the heart search another   zhen’ai. says:
loll

cuiling says:
hai
grumpy siah

absence makes the heart search another   zhen’ai. says:
aging mah
nvm lah

cuiling says:
lol
ya lor
can u imagine
we are gonna be like them in a few decades
zomg

absence makes the heart search another   zhen’ai. says:
choy choy
hahaha
that depends if we have kids

cuiling says:
lol
u dont wanna have kids?

absence makes the heart search another   zhen’ai. says:
i dunno man
kids are expensive man
i rather spend the money on myselffffffffffffffffff
lavish myself in indulgence and luxury

cuiling says:
lol
ya mannnnn

absence makes the heart search another   zhen’ai. says:
loll
plus 9 months of suffering

 

Korean kids. Source: Lomography.com 

How true… If having children makes me grumpy, naggy and whatever-gy, I’d rather not have them. But of course I know there’re always the happy times with your child/children. But… there’re so many buts, I think I won’t talk about them.

I remember two weeks back or so, Sharina said that she wants to have 5 children or something like that. LIKE WAH. You know, I can’t imagine me having 5 children running around the house, expressing their arty-farty side on the wall, spilling drinkings, crying, climbing up the chair, falling off the chair, breaking their arms, legs, head… Oh blah… I think 2 children are already a handful. BUT FIVE?! FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE. ZOMG 0.0 Can form a basketball team already.

That, brings me back to another conversation. It was last Sunday when I was having duty and Xuan came for replacement. And at Tanah Merah Interchange, a Malay family came in. Then Xuan was like, "Eh malays can’t use contraceptive right?" Initially I thought her question was rather random, not until I looked over to my left side. Oh. Right. So many children, really a huge family. Okay, maybe theirs consist of immediate families and blah. But man! Look at mine, pathetic shit. I seriously wonder how the parents can manage. 

Seeing a huge Malay family settled down for a picnic at East Coast Park isn’t a rare sight. But seeing a huge Chinese family doing the same thing, it is definitely something you don’t get to see everytime when you head for ECP. Actually, it is quite sad. How the Chinese are money-chasing and all and do not care about spending quality time with their families even during the weekends. My father is a very good example of a typical Chinese who thinks about money all day long and never made it big. How sad.

His phone rang when he was having dinner with us just now and he continued talking to his client while having food in this mouth. Sibei no time management can. Meal time means meal time la… 钱是赚不完的。Meaning: You can’t have all the money in the world. Seriously.

Haiyo, I typed a whole chunk of crap without even realising. Okay, I shall stop.

 

 

The problem with period is, when it doesn’t come, you start worrying what’s happening to your body. However when it comes, you start to curse and swear about the cramps, the leakage, the everything-bad-about-period. Damn dulan please.

Everytime when my period comes, I will have disrupted sleep during the first few days of its arrival. Waking up to find that I am in serious need of the toilet and the next will be a panic attack that I’ve stained my bed sheets. But of course, I am just being paranoid.

Talking about being paranoid, yesterday when I went Tiong Bahru to deposit money with my mum, I stupidly wore a khaki colored shorts. And being the very paranoid me when I am having my period, I kept thinking that it has leaked and stained my shorts. Occasionally, I looked around for faces that will tell me that me that if the latter has really happened and I will ask my mum discreetly, "Mummy, you mei you lou?" And often, that paranoia is for nothing, luckily. Well, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Even though the period didn’t leak and stain my shorts when I was in Tiong Bahru, but it didn’t mean it won’t happen when I was sleeping, because it did happen! And I jolly well had to wake up at 5.42 AM this morning to clean up and everything. Nabei… But luckily, my bed sheet, my bolster and blanket were spared. And I thought to myself, "Wow, I think I will sleep past 12 PM later on." But no!!! Oh my tian please, my mum called my cell at 11 am plus to tell me to put the potatoes into the curry. ALAMAK… Why can’t you call papa? He is at home anyway………………….

Okay, digression.. Aiyah, but anyway I’ve got nothing to write about the topic anymore. So, bye.

P/s: Oh shit, there’s this Janice Dickson Modelling Agency show starting on 4th April Wed 11pm! It’s gonna crash with my Anthony Bourdain No Reservation. FISH MAN! 

 

Apparently NOT. Britney is really wrong on that. Because for some unknown reason(s), sometimes I really need them to fuck off from my sight, I rather love my bed and hold my bolster than boys and I really don’t need a boy for me to feel in control.

So filled with angst hur. I’ve recently encountered some Singaporean male species that really made me wanna hurl all the vulgarities I know at them.

Because:

They are too stupid to hold a proper conversation; I am not even asking you to tell me how to stop global warming for goodness sake.

Incident 1: It’s just a simple question: So which secondary school were you from? The next thing you know that comes out from his mouth is why? Wah, I could have scolded him KNNBCCB. But I was being nice, so I replied, "Just asking.." And no, he didn’t tell me which secondary school he was from. It’s not as if I make a trip down to his sec sch and tell the people there how morontic he looks like now. Oh by the way, I had no other choice but to talk to him. Why? I can’t say it here…

They bullshit too much. Like what Spice Girls sang, I want a man, not a boy who thinks he cannnnnn….

Incident 2: And so, there is this particular boy who "boasted" that he could do 400 fucking pumping. HA HA HA. WHAT A JOKE. Because if he could, then why are his biceps homoceps as small as my wrist. HAAAAA… For everything else that I could remember about him, he is just a shallow and no substance boy who just bullshits too much, to the extend that his shit smells even more pungent than bull’s shit.

They think they are big time player. OH MY FUCKING GOD, SO WHATEVER PLEASE.

Incident 3: Like, get a frickin’ life already, dude. And it was the same boy as Incident 2. He think that he is good at getting girls. He hit on them with all his cheesy picking up lines like "You are very pretty." AHAHAHAAHA. OMG, that’s like worse than Joey.  And no, I am not jealous or what not, it just disgust me. And by flicking your friggin’ fringe doesn’t pick up girls. Not even Danny Zuko (John Travolta in Grease)… Oops, he twirls his fringe in that show. And not the mention, that boy is serious fugly. Another CMI player that I’ve met who keeps flirting with girls. Okay, this I really don’t know how to explain, but by instinct, I can tell that he loves to flirt. And for the record, it is not just me who realised it. With the awful slippers he wears, I think me fixing my wedgy is even a nicer sight than those slippers. Okay, just kidding.

Egoistic male bitches.

Incident 4: My chest is bigger than his. LOL. Oh.Kay… O.O  Enough said.

Actually, I have much more to bitch about. But too much is no good. That pretty much sums up the boys I came across these few weeks. And more to come to deal with the same boys in the "coming future". 

Bless me and only me.

P/s: I know not all Singaporean boys are like that, but these boys ^, they are the black sheeps.

Took this from Wanting’s blog. 

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I’m not gonna do this question, it’s so stupid. Aye, this whole thing is stupid la, but I am bored.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there?
My iPod.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I don’t remember… hmmm..

Without looking, guess what time it is:
I just saw the freaking time.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8.57AM

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My fan, buses, birds.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2 hours ago. I was at the market having breakfast.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My dashboard. I don’t mean Apple’s dashboard la. It’s Blogsome’s dashboard.

When did you last laugh?
About 1 hour ago, when my mother told my sis and I some freaking dirty joke from her colleague. HA.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint.

Seen anything weird lately?
Not of anything that I can remember of…

What is the last film you saw?
Protege! Nice film yea.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Tang gu gu ahh…
Meaning: Wait long long. Hahahaha. Okok… Probably, bonds so that I can make even more money.

Do you like to dance?
Yes yes yes.

Imagine your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
Never thought of it. You think I’m mad about having children? If you think so, you are mad.

Imagine your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
Never thought of it. Do you think I’m mad about having children? If you think so, you are mad.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course! When I have the money I might consider. Probably I’ll live in San Fransico’s Chinatown.

What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
What the fuck? Okay, that <—- was my reaction when I saw this question. But seriously, I don’t believe in God.

Where were you 1 hour ago?
In my bathroom showering.

When was the last time you went to the mall?
Thursday, to celebrate Yee Jie’s belated birthday.

When was the last time you went out of the country?
Last year, to Malaysia… -.-”’

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Teh bing. Ice tea.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
That was like yesterday… I think it was Zhen ‘Ai… Ya, she called me for the Birkenstocks that we’re gonna order. Hahaha.

Do you have a pet?
Used to have a Luohan, but we set it free.

What’s the last sporting event you watched?
Soccer match between Man U and don’tknowho.

What is your favorite class?
Medium class.

If you could be anywhere right now,where would you be?
I would like to be white water rafting in New Zealand. I have thought of Bungee jumping, but ah, I won’t have the guts.

Last play you saw?
Can’t remember. Probably a SCGS play because my mother used to work there.

What are your plans for the day?
Heading for town later, again. Cuiling, aren’t you sick of town?? YES.

Ever go to camp?
Like duh.

What do you know about the future?
Armageddon is coming, y’all! WAHAHA. :/

Where is your best friend located?
I don’t really give much thoughts to Best Friends. It’s so bloody overrated.

Do you have a tan?
Slight tan.

How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Fucking survey keeps talking about having children. You think children is/are (damn, my grammar) everything? Poor thing… And questions about children happened thrice already… It’s like everything happens in threes hur. ie Letters from Iwo Jima.

Do people hate you?
Yea I should think so. I am not a crowd pleaser okay. I don’t please everyone.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
3 ear piercings. I want to get another one to balance out the holes. Hahaha.

Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
What a stupid question. Who hasn’t drank your soda from a straw?! Like what the fuck? O_O

Are you someone’s best friend?
I don’t really give much thoughts to Best Friends. It’s so bloody overrated.

RANDOM POST AHEAD. 

 

I slept at 4AM today and got awaken by the vibration of my phone at 7.41AM. I don’t know which mofo (I have no callers id damnit) called me at that time. Seriously, who in the right frame of mind would call at this time and hang up and not calling again. MotherFFFFFF. It is obviously not some emergency. And so after that idiotic call, I slept all the way to 1PM. Wah lao, that’s like half the day gone and I missed my Jamie Oliver on Discovery Travel and Living. !@#$%^&*

Anyway, yesterday celebrated Yee Jie’s birthday at Spageddies (is that how you spell it?) and it was her treat. THANKS GIRL! I still remember last year you treated us too, but it was Pizza Hut. I didn’t bring camera so, no pictures. I took a nap and overslept so I was in a rush and forgot about the camera. But we took neoprints though. Hahahaha. Right…

And since it was so long that I last caught a movie, I watched Letters From Iwo Jima on Monday with Xuan. And the next day, which is Tuesday, before I went for training, Zhen ‘Ai messaged me telling me that she wanted to watch Protege and so I ended up watching 2 movies in a week.

I HATE SANDFLIES BY THE WAY.