Apparently NOT. Britney is really wrong on that. Because for some unknown reason(s), sometimes I really need them to fuck off from my sight, I rather love my bed and hold my bolster than boys and I really don’t need a boy for me to feel in control.

So filled with angst hur. I’ve recently encountered some Singaporean male species that really made me wanna hurl all the vulgarities I know at them.

Because:

They are too stupid to hold a proper conversation; I am not even asking you to tell me how to stop global warming for goodness sake.

Incident 1: It’s just a simple question: So which secondary school were you from? The next thing you know that comes out from his mouth is why? Wah, I could have scolded him KNNBCCB. But I was being nice, so I replied, "Just asking.." And no, he didn’t tell me which secondary school he was from. It’s not as if I make a trip down to his sec sch and tell the people there how morontic he looks like now. Oh by the way, I had no other choice but to talk to him. Why? I can’t say it here…

They bullshit too much. Like what Spice Girls sang, I want a man, not a boy who thinks he cannnnnn….

Incident 2: And so, there is this particular boy who "boasted" that he could do 400 fucking pumping. HA HA HA. WHAT A JOKE. Because if he could, then why are his biceps homoceps as small as my wrist. HAAAAA… For everything else that I could remember about him, he is just a shallow and no substance boy who just bullshits too much, to the extend that his shit smells even more pungent than bull’s shit.

They think they are big time player. OH MY FUCKING GOD, SO WHATEVER PLEASE.

Incident 3: Like, get a frickin’ life already, dude. And it was the same boy as Incident 2. He think that he is good at getting girls. He hit on them with all his cheesy picking up lines like "You are very pretty." AHAHAHAAHA. OMG, that’s like worse than Joey.  And no, I am not jealous or what not, it just disgust me. And by flicking your friggin’ fringe doesn’t pick up girls. Not even Danny Zuko (John Travolta in Grease)… Oops, he twirls his fringe in that show. And not the mention, that boy is serious fugly. Another CMI player that I’ve met who keeps flirting with girls. Okay, this I really don’t know how to explain, but by instinct, I can tell that he loves to flirt. And for the record, it is not just me who realised it. With the awful slippers he wears, I think me fixing my wedgy is even a nicer sight than those slippers. Okay, just kidding.

Egoistic male bitches.

Incident 4: My chest is bigger than his. LOL. Oh.Kay… O.O  Enough said.

Actually, I have much more to bitch about. But too much is no good. That pretty much sums up the boys I came across these few weeks. And more to come to deal with the same boys in the "coming future". 

Bless me and only me.

P/s: I know not all Singaporean boys are like that, but these boys ^, they are the black sheeps.