The 3rd week of school has ended. What can I say? It has been boring. Like B.O.R.I.N.G. And I’ve already got a few marks deducted for being late. Nabei&^%$#$&^%$

I have two Indian lecturers and one of them seriously speaks with a very heavy indian accent, that it takes me great effort understanding him. He teaches us Aircraft Materials and Maintenance Practices aka AMMP. However, he pronounces it as EH YUM YUM PEE. Follow me and say, EH YUM YUM PEE. Totally man. I’m not exaggerating or anything. There was once, he was spelling the last few characters of Aluminum for god-knows-what-reason and damn! Initially my friend and I laughed because firstly it sounded sooooooo damn comical, secondly, we had no idea what the hell he was talking about. But soon after when we figured out, we laughed even harder. And you know how the hell he said it? It was like YUM I YAN U YUM. The other Indian lecturer wasn’t that bad la hur? But still, it was Indian accent. -.-

And, there is my Engineering Math lecturer, who literally pronounces R as L. For example, tutorial as TUTOLIA and factorial as, well… you know it already, don’t you. Factolia… What’s more? His diction is like omfg poor. It’s like he can’t even be bothered to pronounce the words properly. SIGH.

I think they should go for Better Pronunciation GEMs man! Like TOTALLY puuuuuleaseeeeeee.

Now on to this lecturer who loves to talk to the white board. -.- That’s like the ultimate. No one even bothered listening to her. It’s quite pathetic man. Okay, quite, is an understatement, it should be it’s damn pathetic. I sympathize with her, though. I mean it’s very saddening that when you are talking and no one listens. But unless, she changes the way she teaches, otherwise, no one will listen to her.

Who’s next? Ah… it’s the lecturer that I diao (glare) at until Yew Yong said, "Eh gou le gou le…" Meaning: Eh enough, enough. HAHAAHA. So obvious mehhh… The first impression she gave us was NTUC aunty because during the first lesson she had a flowery top that resembles the uniform of those aunties working in NTUC. Who knows she works part-time in NTUC. HAAAAAA.

  Something like that la.

Oh I haven’t mentioned why I glare at her for right? No, I do not have an issue with her dress sense for I’ve totally gotten use to the horrible dress sense of the people in my faculty. The reason is as simple as her being sexist against the girls. We have practical sessions with her every week and without fail (for 3 weeks in a row and more to come), she lovesssssss talking to the boys and is always smiling at them. When she goes around to check our experiments, she’ll flirt along the way with the boys, smilingly ask them to stop playing the laptop. And when she sees that they did their experiment wrongly, she will tell them where did they go wrong, and for us girls, she just goes, "This one wrong already," and off she goes flirting with the boys… I think it’s something like Bae Yong Jun and the aunties la just that now it’s one aunty going crazy over a bunch of barely legal boys and not a bunch of aunties going crazy over the very-muscular-but-in-my-opinion-the-very-sissy Bae Yong Jun. GROSS-NESS PLEASE. BUA TAHAN MAN. Pui pui.

And bloody hell, WE GIRLS MISS MRS LAM CAN. SHE WAS SO DAMN NICE WITH US. SIGH. IN FACT THE BOYS MISS HER TOO. COS SHE WAS SO DAMN PATIENT WITH US. I MEAN WE WERE SUCH A DIFFICULT BUNCH. SIGHHHHH… Why do all good things come to an end?

Those are the few lecturers worth bitching/complaining about, excluding Mrs Lam la, if you can’t tell that I’m like sending my loves to her.

Okay now for some random pics:

Introducing, THE CANNOT-MAKE-IT EMO KID IN MY LECTURERS. Even his class mates laugh at him. That day when he entered the lecture, his class friends shouted, "ALAMAK, EMO KID SIAH… PAUL TWOHUNG." And mind you, it’s TwoHUNG, not Twohill. Let me do the Math: Paul Twohill + William Hung = Paul Twohung.

Second entry to condom shop. HA. And on the picture, its a toy dumbbell for the dic*cough*k. -.-!!!

Video taken during GEMs. Woman giving birth.
WARNING: This video really shows the woman’s genital being expanded to a horrifying state that I won’t want to give birth in the future anymore. :/